Halloween, a Night-of-Fright?

Greetings Listers!

Boo! Scare ya? I sure hope not, But if so, it’s probably because everyone has become a scaredy-cat wuss lately. Now, I understand that everyone is afraid of something. But that is no reason for the recent evolution of my favorite holiday, Halloween! I hate that Halloween has moved from being a night-of-fright to a day-of-hilarity. It sounds dumb, but it’s true. Doesn’t it seem like everyone wants to be funny on Halloween now? I don’t get it! There is a reason Halloween is Halloween. Don’t you know the history behind it? It is not a day to look silly and make people laugh. That is called April Fools Day! And it’s not necessarily an excuse to look like a whore (though I have no problem with a slutty witch or hunky devil). Dressing like a horny schoolgirl or French maid is for Valentine’s Day (or a lucky night in a man’s love life). Halloween is a day to scare the crap out of people! There is a reason why Hollywood releases every “Saw” horror movie around Halloween annually, and movies starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore come out in the Spring. Even on ListAfterList the funny and sexy costume stuff gets more attention than the scary costume lists. So please, go pick out a pumpkin and carve a scary face, not a silly clown one. And scare the hell out of those teenage trick-or-treaters when they come to your door! But don’t worry, if you feel the same way as I do, just watch this - and show ‘em to your friends too!

ists Hidden in this Newsletter	Last Second Halloween Costumes! IF YOU COMPLETELY DISAGREE WITH ME!
Top 10 Phobias in the U.S.	Better hurry if you don’t have one for this weekend! Overnight these from Amazon!
Natural or Organic Treatments of Specific phobias	Adult Geico Caveman Costume - Buy New: $79.99
Day in History: October 31st	Halloween Makeup Kit - Old Age - Buy New: $18.00
Halloween Songs for Ghosts, Goblins, Zombies and Witches	Mulllins Square Butterfly Baby Costume - Buy New: $24.50
The Most Haunted Places in America	Sexy Snow White Velvet Dress - Buy New: $59.99
What is Halloween?	Supergirl Deluxe 1-Piece Adult Costume - Buy New: $49.99
Top 20 Shockingly Chilling and Tense Horror Movies	Udderly Adorable Cow - Dog Halloween Costume - Buy New: $6.49
Stupid, Dumb and Hysterical Costume Ideas for Halloween	Men's Lederhosen German Costume - Buy New: $42.41
Top 20 Sexy & Slutty Adult Halloween Costumes	Darth Vader - Buy New: $20.99
How to Pick Out a Pumpkin
The 10 Worst Things to Give Out for Trick-or-Treat	If you can’t find it in this list, try here!
Watch These Videos! Pay Attention! Do You See It?	Or make one of these last-second costumes!

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