Microsoft Works: Top 20 Oxymorons

If you have any others... add them here: http://www.listafterlist.com/ListAfterListcomListsAbout/tabid/57/ListID/7668/Default.aspx

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10 Simple Pickup Lines that will ALWAYS Get you the Girl

Sometimes a simple "Hi" is the easiest and best way to pick up a person of the opposite sex. This is the list of which ones work better than others. Agree?

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Entourage: Johnny Drama Quotes

Johnny Drama is a character on HBO's hit TV show "Entourage" played by the actor Kevin Dillion. Here are some of his most memorable quotes.

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Entourage: Ari Gold's Greatest Quotes

On the TV show "Entourage," Vincent Chase's agent Ari Gold, played by Jeremy Piven, is one the most memorable characters HBO has produced since Tony Soprano. Here are some of his infamous quotes.

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Top 20 Hottest Seinfeld Girlfriends

These are the top 20 hottest celebrity girlfriends, according to ListAfterList.com editors.

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Cosmo, Puddy and the Bubble Boy: Seinfeld Characters

This is a list of the most memorable characters from the popular NBC show "Seinfeld" (1989-1998). During the nine seasons many memorable characters were introduced, many of whom had a recurring role one the show. Who is your favorite?

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50 Most Influential People Who Never Lived

No, not your imaginary play friend who entertained you when you were 6 and not your supermodel girlfriend. These are "real" imaginary people.

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Complete Concise List of 2007 NBA Draft Results

1. Oden.... 2. Durant... We all knew that was going to happen. But here are the complete results, all the players picked by all the other teams, from the 2007 NBA Draft.

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Top Fictional Basketball Players

Jesus Shuttlesworth (He Got Game), Teen Wolf (Teen Wolf), Neon Budreau (Blue Chips), or ___________________? Who do you think is the best?

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Who is Noelia?

So who is this Noelia girl that is being searched on all over the internet?

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Top 10 Arnold Schwarzenegger Kills and Quotes

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These are Arnold's top ten video/film/movie moments of all time.
1. Terminator 2 - "Hasta La Vista, Baby"

2. Pumping Iron - "I'm cumming day and night..."

3. True Lies - Imagines Killing Bill Paxton Car Salesman

4. Terminator - "I'll Be Back"

5. Conan The Barbarian - Anvil of Crom war paint

6. Young Arnold - Sexy Ass Carnival in Brazil

7. Last Action Hero - "Iced That Guy"

8. Predator - In Cognito

9. Commando - Toolshed scene

10. Hercules in New York - Fights a Grizzly Bear

11. (Bonus Quote) Eraser - "You've just been erased"

Sunset Florida - St. Pete Palms

Sunset Florida - St. Pete Palms

Sunset Wallpapers - Hilton Head

Sunset Wallpapers - Hilton Head

Sunset Wallpapers - Hilton Head

Sunset Wallpapers - Hilton Head

Cancun, Mexico - ClubMed - Ocean Wallpaper

Cancun, Mexico - ClubMed - Ocean Wallpaper

New York - Finger Lakes - Cayuga - JetSki in Sunset Wallpaper

New York - Finger Lakes - Cayuga - JetSki in Sunset Wallpaper

New York - Finger Lakes - Cayuga - Sunset Wallpaper

New York - Finger Lakes - Cayuga - Sunset Wallpaper

New York - Finger Lakes - Cayuga - Sunset - Wallpaper

New York - Finger Lakes - Cayuga - Sunset - Wallpaper

The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments

Some people in Kentucky have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in Southeastern Kentucky got together and translated the "King James" into "Harlan County" language.... no joke, read on...

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Eva Longoria admits "the best sex I have ever had was with..."

Eva Longoria admits "the best sex I have ever had was with..."

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List of Maria Sharapova's Endorsements - $,$$$,$$$.$$

Maria Yuryevna Sharapova (born April 19, 1987) is a Russian professional tennis player. Sharapova's endorsements have earned her considerably more than she has won in tournament play. At the end of 2006, she was the world's highest-paid female athlete. Here are some of her endorsments:

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Top 5 Police Brutalities Caught on Tape

Check out these videos of police brutality caught on tape:

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Andy Roddick blows up, “I'm just f--g with you, ... I'm fine.”

Andy Roddick is an American tennis star known for having a pretty laid-back and joking personality.

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155 mph! How to Serve like Andy Roddick

Andy Roddick is known for his fast serves and forehands. He also holds the fastest serve recorded in professional tennis, clocked at 155 mph (or 248.2 km/h). Well here is how you can serve just like him:

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ListAfterList.com – Opinions, Memories and Expertise

Greetings Listers!

ListAfterList.com is a site for YOU! (and soon to be a site about YOU – with social networking updates like friends, groups and improved profile pages coming in the near future)

ListAfterList.com is a place to express YOUR opinions, memories and expertise. On any wiki list, all you have to do is click the yellow “Add To This Wiki” button, type in your thoughts, and click the “Add to List” button. Right now, you won’t be able to see who added to a wiki list, but don’t worry, that is also coming in the next phase of our site.

For instance, what is your opinion on cigarettes? The latest statistics revealed that nearly 1 in 4 people in the United States smoke cigarettes, so odds are some of you have a favorite cigarette that isn’t on this list?

Or maybe you prefer being creatively imaginative? Well pretend you are the nation’s most empowered sheriff... who would you throw in jail? (besides Paris Hilton)

I know you all have memories. And I am sure you were all alive in 2001, so where were you when you heard about the terrorist attacks on the world trade center? Or if you are an old fart, where were you when JFK was shot?

I realize you’re not all doctors, but if you are, and you have a funny story, add it to this list of hilarious stories from real doctors. Or share your expert knowledge on cancer.

Currently, there are thousands of wiki lists that you can add to, and if you don’t have anything to add… create one yourself! We all have opinions and we all think we are an expert on something. With 28 categories, I am sure you can “list” about something.

If you have any feedback or things you would like to see on ListAfterList.com, let us know. And, if you have any friends who might like to enjoy ListAfterList.com, let us know that too.

Regards,

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Top 10 Arnold Schwarzenegger Kills and Quotes

Arnold whoops some ass and delivers some famous cheesy lines... as well as wrestles a bear and teaches a Portuguese woman to say "biting" and "sucking" in English.



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Chris Benoit and other Wrestler's Deaths

With the sad passing of another professional wrestler, here is a list that provides a disturbing trend in professional wrestling of wrestlers since 1985 who have died under the age of 65.



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Worst Jobs in Working World

If you wake up in the morning thinking about bad your job sucks, atleast you don't have to do this: (all of our apologies if this is your job)



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Paul Potts: The Cinderfella Story

Paul Potts is the opera singer who just won the TV show "Britain's Got Talent" hosted/created by Simon Cowell. Here are some facts about his inspiring life story:



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List of Participants in Internet Radio "Day of Silence" - June 26th

In protest of the elevated royalty fees Webcasters are poised to begin owing to the record industry next month, these participants are participating in the "Day of Silence":



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Who Should be Paris' Cell Mate?

So by now we all know Paris is in jail. And we have heard the complaints. But who do you wish she had to share a cell with?



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If Crayola Made Crayons for Emo Kids

"Each color as unique as you are, to help you to express your oppression-fed, sorrow-fulled, angst-inspired individualistic creativity." Add your own here!



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Holidays We Don t Have Off - BUT SHOULD!

iPhone Day (formerly known as June 29, 2007) makes the list. What else should?



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Giambi Agrees to Meeting on Steroids

Jason Giambi will tell his steroids story to George Mitchell, bowing to pressure from baseball commissioner Bud Selig.



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New Web site where YOU create, find, vote, add to lists about everything!

ListAfterList.com looks like the next big thing on the internet, as registered users, traffic, and content continue to grow exponentially since launch February 26th.



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ListAfterList.com – What is Summer? And Why is it So Hot?

Greetings Listers!

Summer is finally here! (Well almost, Thursday is the official summer solstice) But man-oh-man is it hot as hell out there. I spent all winter praying for warmer weather, then all spring waiting for the pools to open, and now I am already looking forward to fall. Guess that is just human nature though.

So instead of waiting for the future, let us try and live in the present. (My apologies for the corny cliché)

First things first, how do you stay cool in this unbearable heat? If you have an air conditioner - try this… if it blows something other than cold air or you don’t have one - try this.

By the way, if you don’t have AC, here is an easy step-by-step list of how to build your own MacGyver-style air conditioner.

If that seems like too much work in the sweltering temperatures, dive in a pool. Sick of doggy-paddling and floating on rafts? Play one of these great games. Or take a trip to one of these incredible pools.

Don’t ever forget what Mom said, “No swimming for 30 minutes after you eat!” And the odds are if you are eating, it’ll be something off the grill. So make sure you have all the essentials - and don’t forget to clean it when you’re done, the food is already dirty enough!

If you have any other summery suggestions or ideas for lists create one yourself!

Or if you have feedback for ListAfterList.com, let us know. And, if you have any friends who might like to enjoy ListAfterList.com, let us know that too.

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Non-Graduates of Harvard University

INTERESTING

Maybe it is too hard? These are some famous people who didn't graduate from Harvard (but attended):

Vincent Astor (1891-1959) - businessman and philanthrophist

James Blake (born 1979) - tennis player

Frank Carlucci (born 1930) - United States Secretary of Defense

Matt Damon (born 1970) - actor from "Ocean's" and "Bourne" trilogies

John Gould Fletcher (1886-1950) - Poet and philosopher

Robert Frost (1874-1963) - poet

Bill Gates (born 1955) - co-founder of Microsoft; as of 2006, wealthiest person in the world

Frank Gehry (born 1929) - architect

William Randolph Hearst (1863-1951) - newspaper magnate

Philip Kaufman (born 1936) - film director, screenwriter

Edwin Land (1909-1991) - inventor

Gram Parsons (1946-1973) - father of country-rock

Bonnie Raitt (born 1949) - singer, songwriter

Pete Seeger (born 1919) - songwriter, singer, activist

HM King Birendra Bir Bikram Shah (1945-2001) - Late King of Nepal

Robert Gould Shaw (1837-1863) - abolitionist, Union Army colonel

Sinedu Tadesse (1974-1995) - murderer

Jonathan Taylor Thomas (born 1981) - actor from "Home Improvement"

Alvaro Uribe (born 1952) - President of Colombia

Alexander Pring-Wilson (born 1978) - Accused murderer

Isoroku Yamamoto (1884-1943) - World War II admiral, Imperial Japanese Navy

Mark Zuckerberg (born 1984) - Founder & CEO of Facebook, Inc.

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10+ Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

AMUSING

If I were an odds-maker in Vegas, and I needed to decide whether a dad would say any of these things to anyone, I'd give have to give you 1,000 to 1 odds. These are some of the most fatherly contradicting statements ever!

1. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
2. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
3. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
4. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
5. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
6. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
7. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
8. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
9. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
10. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
11. ...

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ListAfterList.com – Sopranos Fade to Black

Greetings Listers!

Don’t worry! This newsletter will not just jump to a black screen at the end. You won’t think your internet connection went out like you did your TV Sunday night. There will be some sort of conclusion. Promise.

Don’t get me wrong, I respect David Chase’s decision to end the Sopranos like he did. Personally, I even liked his creative choice. But much of the nation didn’t. And their voices have been heard. So what do you think happened at the end of the show? My favorite idea so far is that Tony got whacked just like he said it would, you never see it coming and then it all just goes black. (But maybe you can change my mind)

And incase you need to go back and watch some previous episodes, take this Mobster Dictionary with you!

In any case, James Gandolfini can get out and play some more golf now. And don’t forget the U.S. Open starts Thursday – think Tiger is the best? Think again!

Or maybe Gandolfini prefers the other country club sport, tennis. Speaking of which, did you see Nadal and Henin-Hardenne win their 3rd consecutive titles at the French Open last weekend?

Tony Soprano may or may not have been like your dad. And maybe you wish he was? But don’t forget about your real dad this Father’s Day! I’m sure he’d like these high tech toys.

Then, if you can’t live without the Sopranos buy yourself the DVDs. Or check out what Gandolfini is planning to do next.

If you have any suggestions or feedback for ListAfterList.com, let us know. Or, if you have any friends who might like to enjoy ListAfterList.com, let us know that too.

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Ohio State Buckeyes' Relationship Status

Big campus... lots of people. Well here are how many there are to chose from, and how many are already taken. These are the relationship status' of people at Ohio State - according to Facebook (end of 06-07 school year).



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"A hooker told me 'Not on the first date.'"

You won't believe who said that! Or maybe you will...



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Paris Hilton Banned from Vanity Fair's post-Oscar party!

Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. Here is some stuff you didn't know.



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2007 MLB Draft - 1st Round Picks

Some surprising first round pcisk in the 2007 Major League Baseball Draft.



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Top 10+ Drunk Multiplayer Video Games

Wasted?... Now bored? ... Here are some of the best multiplayer video games to play drunk.



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Who are the Ocean's 13?

From the new movie "Ocean's 13" released today.



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3-Lettered Jackets You Don't Want to Show Up at Your Door

Done something wrong? Well if you hear a knock on your door and there is a man standing there, back turned, and his black jacket has any of these 3-letters on it - RUN out the back door!



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List of All the "Man Laws" - Add your own!

Do you have any others?



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Big 3 Next-Gen Systems Sales - Wii, PS3, 360

Here are the numbers for sales in the U.S. between the big 3 - Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft - for the sales of their next-gen systems - Wii, PS3, Xbox360.



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Top 10 TV Game Show Hosts

"Come on down." - 'You are the weakest link... goodbye!" - "The tribe has spoken..." Who is your favorite TV game show host of all-time?



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Hey Ladies! Tiffany & Co. Sports Trophies

Okay ladies, I know its hard to watch sports all the time with your man, but check this out. If you make it to the finals you get a huge present from Tiffany & Co.! (Here are the trophies made by Tiffany & Co.)



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ListAfterList.com - Other Athlete's and Celebrity's Bench Presses

After Kevin Durant failed to bench press 185 lbs during the NBA combine in Orlando, we found this list of other athlete's and celebs bench press results:



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Greg Oden: Best Athlete in the '07 Draft

Greg Oden is now far-and-above the best pick, and possibly the best athlete, in the 2007 NBA Draft. Check out these results from the Orlando combine:



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Paris Hilton's cell vs. Hilton Paris room

These are the differences in accomodations between the L.A. County jail cell currently holding inmate Hilton, Paris - and the hotel in France, Hilton Paris.



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ListAfterList.com - 2007 MTV Movie Awards Winners

Did you see who the Gold Popcorn awards at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards?



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Old Fart Quiz!

Here's a test that will remind you just how damn old you are...



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Jacob Howell and the Number 11

Jacob Howell (Ashland High School graduate) plays baseball for Ohio State. The team is in the Big Ten baseball tournament and is the lowest seed in the tournament. Here is the ironic story about him and the number 11.



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