Thursday, October 25, 2007

Halloween, a Night-of-Fright?

Greetings Listers!

Boo! Scare ya? I sure hope not, But if so, it’s probably because everyone has become a scaredy-cat wuss lately. Now, I understand that everyone is afraid of something. But that is no reason for the recent evolution of my favorite holiday, Halloween! I hate that Halloween has moved from being a night-of-fright to a day-of-hilarity. It sounds dumb, but it’s true. Doesn’t it seem like everyone wants to be funny on Halloween now? I don’t get it! There is a reason Halloween is Halloween. Don’t you know the history behind it? It is not a day to look silly and make people laugh. That is called April Fools Day! And it’s not necessarily an excuse to look like a whore (though I have no problem with a slutty witch or hunky devil). Dressing like a horny schoolgirl or French maid is for Valentine’s Day (or a lucky night in a man’s love life). Halloween is a day to scare the crap out of people! There is a reason why Hollywood releases every “Saw” horror movie around Halloween annually, and movies starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore come out in the Spring. Even on ListAfterList the funny and sexy costume stuff gets more attention than the scary costume lists. So please, go pick out a pumpkin and carve a scary face, not a silly clown one. And scare the hell out of those teenage trick-or-treaters when they come to your door! But don’t worry, if you feel the same way as I do, just watch this - and show ‘em to your friends too!

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ists Hidden in this Newsletter

Last Second Halloween Costumes! IF YOU COMPLETELY DISAGREE WITH ME!

Top 10 Phobias in the U.S.

Better hurry if you don’t have one for this weekend! Overnight these from Amazon!

Natural or Organic Treatments of Specific phobias

Adult Geico Caveman Costume - Buy New: $79.99

Day in History: October 31st

Halloween Makeup Kit - Old Age - Buy New: $18.00

Halloween Songs for Ghosts, Goblins, Zombies and Witches

Mulllins Square Butterfly Baby Costume - Buy New: $24.50

The Most Haunted Places in America

Sexy Snow White Velvet Dress - Buy New: $59.99

What is Halloween?

Supergirl Deluxe 1-Piece Adult Costume - Buy New: $49.99

Top 20 Shockingly Chilling and Tense Horror Movies

Udderly Adorable Cow - Dog Halloween Costume - Buy New: $6.49

Stupid, Dumb and Hysterical Costume Ideas for Halloween

Men's Lederhosen German Costume - Buy New: $42.41

Top 20 Sexy & Slutty Adult Halloween Costumes

Darth Vader - Buy New: $20.99

How to Pick Out a Pumpkin

The 10 Worst Things to Give Out for Trick-or-Treat

If you can’t find it in this list, try here!

Watch These Videos! Pay Attention! Do You See It?

Or make one of these last-second costumes!

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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Sex Sells

Greetings Listers!

Sex sells. It’s a fact! Check this out… Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie or Star Jones and Al Reynolds… which one did you click on? Probably Brangelina huh? Point proven. But why are Americans obsessed with sex? In fact, why is the entire world so obsessed? Here’s some street magic for you: Ask people to create a list of their top 5 favorite things in the world, and (if they aren’t shy) I guarantee “sex” makes the list. Take that David Blaine! And the thing is, it doesn’t matter if you are a man or a woman, a teenager or old fart, or gay or straight. Maybe it has to do with the growing American obsession with weight, diets, health, and fitness? But doesn’t that stem from our society’s obsession over celebrities? Isn’t the sentiment “thin=sexy” drilled into our conscious by global media? Or is it the other way around? Or maybe it’s something else totally? Here are some facts you can’t deny:

- Do you want a flat tummy and washboard abs, or prefer a beer belly? Doubt you say beer belly.

- Which do you wish was your favorite fast food restaurant – Subway or McDonald’s? Probably Subway.

- Have you ever looked at a nude picture or celebrity sex tape online? C’mon, you know you have seen Pamela and Tommy Lee on that boat. Or Paris in the green light. Globally, internet porn is booming billion-dollar industry. It estimated that 100 million people every month visit porn websites, and 30% of them are women.

- Did you ever see Titanic, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars? The sexiest celebrities draw the biggest box office movie-going crowds. Leo sold $1,835,300,000 worth of tickets to Titanic globally. Keira, Depp and Bloom made $2,600,000,000 for dressed as Pirates. Orlando and Viggo raked in $3 billion for The Lord of the Rings trilogy. And Ford, McGregor, Portman, and a golden-bikini created a worldwide Star Wars phenomenon. Hell, Jessica Alba is a valid movie star, and she can’t act at all.

- Did you read this entire newsletter? Do you usually read this entire newsletter?

Face it, most advertisements feature “sexy” models, not chubby couch potatoes. Sex sells, It’s a fact!


Lists Hidden in this Newsletter

Celebrity Couples Together Today

Ugliest People in the World

Celebrity Couple Nicknames

10 Things We Guarantee You Didn't Know about SEX

Hottest Men in the World

Top 5 Do-able Magic Trick Tutorials

Top 5 Humans Flying & Levitating

10 Differences Between Men & Women

The Perks of Being an Old FART

Famous Diets and Celeb Dieters

Top 10 Best Abs Exercises

The 5 Absolute Worst Foods You Can Eat

America's 10 Favorite Artery Blockers

Celebrity Sex Tapes

Top 10 Films of Last Year

Biggest Box Office Opening Weekends

Top 10 Sexy Adult Halloween Costumes

Hottest Jessica on Earth


“Sexy” Things for Sale on Amazon.com

Amazon doesn’t just sell novels, blockbuster DVDs and music CDs.


Playboy (Magazine Subscription) - Buy New: $15.96

Better Sex Video Series (DVD) - Buy New: $31.99

Anne Hooper's Ultimate Sex Guide (Book) - Buy New: $9.49

Sex and the City - The Complete First Season (DVD) - Buy New: $19.99

Sex Bomb Bath Bomb by LUSH - Buy New: $5.60

Canon PowerShot 7.1MP Digital Camera - Buy New: $287.95

Lover's Strip Dice Game - Buy New: $9.95

GenSelect 2-Month Girl Baby Home Kit - Buy New: $329.00

Sex God (Book) - Author: Rob Bell; Buy New: $13.59

The Smart Girl's Guide to Porn - Author: Violet Blue; Buy New: $10.17


If you can’t find it in this list, try here!



We have created an archive of these newsletters if you want to reminisce. Check out the evolution of the LAL newsletter. Or if you just discovered us, see what you missed.

And don’t forget to keep tuning into ListAfterList.com on a daily basis as we continue to make an effort to improve the product for you, the lister. Some big changes are in the near future that will really put LAL on the global hotlist. So grab the lister name you want before it’s taken!

If you have any feedback or things you would like to see on ListAfterList.com, let us know. And, if you have any friends who might enjoy ListAfterList.com, let us know that too.

Regards,

Ryan