Showing posts with label celebs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label celebs. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Twitter, Twitter Little Star…

Hey Listers,

Twitter me this, Twitter me that. Doesn’t it seem like Twitter is everywhere now? It’s no illusion, it really is. Over the past year Twitter.com’s traffic has grown 1,043% to nearly 20 million visitors last month. That’s a two followed by 7 zeros. 20 million! That’s the distance between your back door and Venus (the 2nd-closest planet to the sun). That’s 200 times as many people than fit in The Shoe every Autumn Saturday afternoon. So the question is, are you one of those 20,000,000? Have you jumped on the bandwagon yet?

ListAfterList has – you can follow us at http://twitter.com/listafterlist and get updates every time a new wiki list is created. And so have many other famous people and cool companies – as well as some losers:

The Orlando Magic: Just got trounced by the Lakers in the NBA Finals.

50 Cent: Lost to Kanye in the rap album sales battle.

Paula Abdul: Being replaced by the new, hotter, younger female judge.

MLB: Ratings continue to plummet as steroid allegations continue to emerge.

Bushnell Boys: My three high school friends that are the epitome of losers.

Dwight Howard: Despite dominating the feeble Cavs in the Eastern Conference finals, Howard and his Magic are truly the first and biggest losers of the 2008-09 NBA season (I may be a biased analyst).

Denise Richards: Anyone who had Charlie Sheen and now doesn’t is a considerable loser.

Dane Cook: Likely the most hated comedian amongst his peers.

Jessica Simpson: Have you seen how much weight she lost? She was huge!

Mandy Moore: Broke up with Vincent Chase in last season’s Entourage… so sad, poor Vinny.

Heidi Montag: Lost any respect she may have had after going on the “I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here” reality TV show.

Ryan Pratt: And you can always follow me if you’re as big of loser as I am.


Lists Hidden in This Newsletter

Top 50 Celebrities on Twitter

Top 25 Famous Athletes on Twitter

Top 50 Must-Have iPhone Apps

NFL QBs with a Zero Passer Rating

Fastest Women's Tennis Serves

Twinkling Stargazing Tips

Top 10 Shoe-Ins For The Pro Football Hall of Fame

Falling Away - Best Places for Fall Foliage

Stupid Things Famous People Said

The Meanings Behind Company Names

PGA Championship: Playoff Losers


ListAfterList Updates and Reminders

Have you tried the new search on LAL powered by Google? It is much more effective. Now you can think of LAL as a place of reference, instead of just a website where you can find randomly cool stuff and interesting trivial lists. Or try using LAL when you are looking for holiday gifts for someone (i.e. Top 10 Gifts for a Star Wars Fan).


Your Fellow Lister,

Ryan Pratt

www.ListAfterList.com

Friday, September 14, 2007

Moving On, To and From

Greetings Listers!

It’s September and it’s “moving” time. Moving schools, moving homes, moving through lifestyles. Moving from one season to the next. Moving nearer the weekend. Around the world everyone and everything is moving:

- The seasons are moving from the stifling summer towards an appeasing autumn.

- Hurricanes are moving in on American shores.

- Students are moving from one grueling grade to the next.

- Teenagers are moving from their strict parents’ homes to the independence of dorms.

- If you are a twenty-something, chances are you are moving from one 12-month leased apartment to another.

- Football finally moves from the pointless preseason to the regular season on Thursday.

- The University of Michigan, Florida State and Notre Dame are moving out of the Top 25 Polls.

- Television networks are moving from summer programming back into the regularly-scheduled fall lineup.

- It’s mid-week, so we are moving ever closer to another work-free weekend.

- Monday was Labor Day, so you have to move all your white shorts and skirts back to attic for another bland winter.

- The United States economy is moving the wrong way.

- Michael Vick is preparing to move out of his massive mansion to a pocket-sized prison.

- Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are moving towards motherhood.

- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to need to move to a bigger home, stating their desire to adopt more children.

- Owen Wilson has moved from a cute, funny, and happy to a crazy, depressed, and suicidal.

- Britney Spears is moving on the Billboard Charts again (and moving back into the courtroom).

Everyone and everything is moving. This is just another example that serves as proof that lists are all around you. So take a look around you, and keep creating those great lists on ListAfterList.com


Lists Hidden in this Newsletter

Celebrate September: Hug a Texas Chef

Circumnavigating the World (in the Air) Records

Life During the 4 Seasons

Atlantic Ocean Hurricane Names 2007

School Grade Levels

Colleges with Dorms like Palaces

Moving Tips

NFL Coaches on the Hot Seat in 2007

College Football Top 25 Polls

Top 25 TV Shows on Today

How to Avoid a Hangover on Sunday Morning

Michael Vick's List of Screwups

"We're not spoiled." Paris Hilton Quotes

Cruise, Jolie and Reagan: Famous Adoptive Parents

Depressed Celebrities

Britney Spears' Step by Step Guide to Publicity



Things to Have While You Are on the Go

If you are going to be “moving” you are going to want to have these:


Apple 8 GB iPod nano (black) - $234.97

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank (really is a tank for sale) - $19,999.95

Shoulder Dolly - $49.82

High Sierra Swerve Computer Backpack - $39.99

Moving for Dummies (book)

Yellow Hummer H2 Battery Operated - $299.00

The Moving Survival Guide (book) - $10.17

Welcome To Your New Home! Housewarming Gift Basket - $49.99



We have created an archive of these newsletters if you want to reminisce. But don’t forget to keep tuning into ListAfterList.com on a daily basis as we continue to make an effort to improve the product for you, the lister. Or if you have any feedback or things you would like to see on ListAfterList.com, let us know. And, if you have any friends who might enjoy ListAfterList.com, let us know that too.