ListAfterList.com – A Female Football Season

Greetings Listers!

It’s mid September. Leaves are changing colors. The weather is getting colder. Another school year has started. And O.J. is finally going to jail (that is kind of like the ultimate make-up call in sports history). But September also brings another football season. And for many men in America, that means couch potato season. And for a lot of women, that means boredom. But it doesn’t have to be that way. So take the advice of one of the greatest characters in movie history, “quid pro quo.” Something for something. A favor for a favor. Give and take. If you just started dating, good luck! No, just kidding, but it will take a little more effort than it will for those couples who have been together long enough to thank the heavens for the plasma screen male babysitter. So while the men are pounding beers and feasting on cheesy poofs, don’t volunteer to be the miserable maid, instead try one of these great ideas.

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Lists Hidden in this Newsletter

Best Places for Fall Foliage

Most Significant Weather Stories in the Last 50 Years

Colleges with Dorms Like Palaces

OJ's Bail $78,000 Breakdown

C'mon Blue! Worst Sports Calls

NFL Post Season Droughts

Technology for Lazy People

Most Boring Jobs in the World

Top 50 Villains of American Cinema

Best Cool Movie Quotes

How to Act Around Your Girlfriend's Parents

Celebrity Couples Who Have Celebrated 25 Years Together

Questions to Ask Your Nanny/Babysitter

Fictional Brands in South Park

Fun for Females During Football Season

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Must-Haves for Football Season

Here are some things every man & woman need for this football season:

NFL Deluxe Stadium Seat - Buy New: $29.95

Hasbro Nerf NFL Pro Grip Football Pittsburg Steelers - Buy New: $41.99

Pro Pots Football-Shaped 1-1/2-Quart Slow Cooker - Buy New: $22.95

Siskiyou San Diego Chargers Dangle Earrings - Buy New: $9.99

Game Time NFL Men's Equipment Watch - Buy New: $99.95

NFL Football Team Sculpted Logo Coffee Mug - Buy New: $9.99

We Are Marshall (DVD) - Buy New: $15.99

Freedom Grill FG-50 Hitchmount Portable Propane BBQ Grill - Buy New: $299.00

NFL Street 3 (Video Game) - Buy New: $19.99

Tea Tree Oil Foot Soak - Buy New: $7.99

NCAA Football 08 (Video Game) - Buy New: $59.99

Football Fan's Supreme Birthday Gift for Men - Buy New: $29.95

Football Fanatic Gourmet Food Goodies & Snack Gift Basket - Buy New: $39.99

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Moving On, To and From

Greetings Listers!

It’s September and it’s “moving” time. Moving schools, moving homes, moving through lifestyles. Moving from one season to the next. Moving nearer the weekend. Around the world everyone and everything is moving:

- The seasons are moving from the stifling summer towards an appeasing autumn.

- Hurricanes are moving in on American shores.

- Students are moving from one grueling grade to the next.

- Teenagers are moving from their strict parents’ homes to the independence of dorms.

- If you are a twenty-something, chances are you are moving from one 12-month leased apartment to another.

- Football finally moves from the pointless preseason to the regular season on Thursday.

- The University of Michigan, Florida State and Notre Dame are moving out of the Top 25 Polls.

- Television networks are moving from summer programming back into the regularly-scheduled fall lineup.

- It’s mid-week, so we are moving ever closer to another work-free weekend.

- Monday was Labor Day, so you have to move all your white shorts and skirts back to attic for another bland winter.

- The United States economy is moving the wrong way.

- Michael Vick is preparing to move out of his massive mansion to a pocket-sized prison.

- Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are moving towards motherhood.

- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to need to move to a bigger home, stating their desire to adopt more children.

- Owen Wilson has moved from a cute, funny, and happy to a crazy, depressed, and suicidal.

- Britney Spears is moving on the Billboard Charts again (and moving back into the courtroom).

Everyone and everything is moving. This is just another example that serves as proof that lists are all around you. So take a look around you, and keep creating those great lists on ListAfterList.com

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Lists Hidden in this Newsletter

Celebrate September: Hug a Texas Chef

Circumnavigating the World (in the Air) Records

Life During the 4 Seasons

Atlantic Ocean Hurricane Names 2007

School Grade Levels

Colleges with Dorms like Palaces

Moving Tips

NFL Coaches on the Hot Seat in 2007

College Football Top 25 Polls

Top 25 TV Shows on Today

How to Avoid a Hangover on Sunday Morning

Michael Vick's List of Screwups

"We're not spoiled." Paris Hilton Quotes

Cruise, Jolie and Reagan: Famous Adoptive Parents

Depressed Celebrities

Britney Spears' Step by Step Guide to Publicity

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Things to Have While You Are on the Go

If you are going to be “moving” you are going to want to have these:

Apple 8 GB iPod nano (black) - $234.97

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank (really is a tank for sale) - $19,999.95

Shoulder Dolly - $49.82

High Sierra Swerve Computer Backpack - $39.99

Moving for Dummies (book)

Yellow Hummer H2 Battery Operated - $299.00

The Moving Survival Guide (book) - $10.17

Welcome To Your New Home! Housewarming Gift Basket - $49.99

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Best Games from the 2007 NCAA Basketball Tournament

March Madness! Best Games from the 2007 NCAA Basketball Tournament
BESTS

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The NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament has earned the nickname of "March Madness" for a reason. If you just saw a game that was crazy, add it to the list. If you disagree with what is there, log in and and register (it's free and easy!), and change the order the best games.

1. #11 VCU over #6 Duke (79-77) - The first upset of the tournament. VCU's Eric Maynor hit the winning shot with 1.8 seconds left against Duke.

2. #4 Maryland over #13 Davidson (82-70) - The final score doesn't tell the entire story. Davidson actually led throughout much of the game, including an 8 point lead in the first half.

3. #9 Xavier over #8 BYU (79-77) - The only other close game from opening day of the tournament.

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Chris Simon isn't the Dirtiest Player in Sports History

Dirtiest Players in Sports
WORSTS

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Sometimes a player can't escape an image of being "dirty," others thrive on it. These are the dirtiest players in sports history.
1.
Ty Cobb - Even his teammates hated him.
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Karl Malone - Known for throwing vicious elbows.
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Bill Laimbeer - Cheap shots with the intention of inflicting pain.
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Ulf Samuelsson - NHL's "King of Chea Shots."
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John Stockton - An illegal-screen machine.
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Conrad Dobler - Wrote a book called "They Call Me Dirty."
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Claude Lemieux - Enjoyed checking people into the boards and hurting them.
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Bryan Marchment - Has a list of his own - of people he injured.
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Dennis Rodman - Thrived on the publicity of having a dirty image.
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Bobby Clarke - Simply, the "slasher."
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Todd Bertuzzi - Remember the Steve Moore incident?
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Tonya Harding - "Nancy Kerrigan" was the most jealous dirty moment in sports history.
13.
Kenny Rogers - Attacking camera men and cheating at any cost. "Dirty" left hand.
14.
Barry Bonds - One word - steroids.Chuck Cecil
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Kobe Bryant - Throws elbows any chance he can - even while shooting.
16.
Bill Romanowski - Twisted ankles and fingers in piles with the intention of breaking bones.
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Shaquille O'Neal - Can't blame him with as many times he gets fouled with no call.
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Chris Simon - Just remember the Ryan Hollweg incident
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Pete Rose - Lived for the chance to hit people in a non-contact sport.
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Dick Butkus
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Marty McSorley
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Tie Domi
23.
Roger Clemens
24.
Andre Watters
25.
Albert Belle
26.
Jack Lambert
27.
Jack Tatum
28.
Dale Hunter

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www.ListAfterList.com - Top 5 Most Dominant Players in Respective Sports

Top 5 Most Dominant Players in Respective Sports
IMHO

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In my opinion, these are the most dominant players in their respective sports today.

1. Roger Federer - Tennis - So good, should have his own tour, and when on his game cannot be beaten by anybody on the hard courts. The only chance opponents have is for him to play below par, and his opponent to play at his redline for the entire match. Will go down as the greatest ever.

2. Tiger Woods - Golf - Since childhood, has been the best golfer at every level. Like Federer, also should have his own tour and when on his game cannot be beaten (only difference is Federer is almost always on his game and Woods has more off-days). Has already made the sport and his competitors better and will go down as the greatest ever.

3. Ladanian Tomlinson - Football - Is so effective in so many ways, he single-handedly changes each game and how defenses must gameplan. Cannot be tackled by one man in the open field.

4. Shaquille O'Neal - Basketball - So dominant that the league had to change its rules. Only downfalls are his age, health and free-throw shooting. When healthy, cannot be stopped inside - no matter who, what or how.

5. Barry Bonds - Baseball - Still the most terrifying batter to have come to the plate. Only downfall again are age and health. When healthy, will never see a pitch to hit near the end of the game if the score is close. And despite all the downfalls and the off-field issues, will draw a handsome one-year contract from teams until he proves otherwise.

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