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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
NFL Draft's Last Picks - "Mr. Irrelevant"
Friday, August 24, 2007
Room for Error? Or Room for Air?
Greetings Listers!
Let’s play the word association game! No. 2 pencils… book bags… lunchbox… recess… pop quiz. Yep, it is that time of the year again. The first day of school has crept up on summer like a bully from the back of the bus. And whether you are jumping on your first yellow bus, attending a new school, or driving to night classes after work, the first day of class can always be a little unnerving. Do you have enough pens? Pencils? Paper? Did you buy the right books? What are you going to wear? Is your teacher going to be cool? Who will you sit next to? But don’t worry, because there are always those cute icebreaker games - that tend to make you more uncomfortable instead of less.
“Hi, my name is Ryan. I am from
The crazy thing is – once you are done, you start to miss those annoying little things. All those people were right; school days are honestly the best days of your life. Back then, there was plenty of room for error – now, there is barely room for air. Grade school, childhood, high school and even college is a breeze compared to being an adult. But with the responsibilities of being a working adult, come the freedoms and adventures of life. So whether you are lugging your backpack or shoulder-saddling your briefcase out the door in the morning, remember this: “The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.” So, what do you see in that glass?
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Friday, March 16, 2007
Worst Pickup Lines - Cheesy and Overused yet Amusing
Worst Pickup Lines - Cheesy and Overused yet Amusing
AMUSING
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Things eventually grow old and out of style. Some of these may have worked 50 years ago, or at a high-school dance, but don't try using them as a 30-something. This is a list of some of the most overused pickup lines. Log into www.ListAfterList.com and add some more.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
Damn, you're hot. Wanna go back to my place?
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Once you go black you never go back
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
I wish I were your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Has anyone told you, that you look like (insert celebrity name)?
Are you a model?
The word of the days is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
What's your sign?
I'm drunk.
Oh my gosh! I lost my phone number....Can I have yours?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again
That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hey baby you must be a cambells soup girl, cause you look umm umm good."
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I love every muscle in your body .....especially mine
Is your dad a machanic, cause you got all the right parts.
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AMUSING
http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/3539//Worst+Pickup+Lines++Cheesy+and+Overused+yet+Amusing.aspx
Things eventually grow old and out of style. Some of these may have worked 50 years ago, or at a high-school dance, but don't try using them as a 30-something. This is a list of some of the most overused pickup lines. Log into www.ListAfterList.com and add some more.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
Damn, you're hot. Wanna go back to my place?
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Once you go black you never go back
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
I wish I were your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Has anyone told you, that you look like (insert celebrity name)?
Are you a model?
The word of the days is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
What's your sign?
I'm drunk.
Oh my gosh! I lost my phone number....Can I have yours?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again
That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hey baby you must be a cambells soup girl, cause you look umm umm good."
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I love every muscle in your body .....especially mine
Is your dad a machanic, cause you got all the right parts.
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Friday, March 9, 2007
Chris Simon isn't the Dirtiest Player in Sports History
Dirtiest Players in Sports
WORSTS
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Sometimes a player can't escape an image of being "dirty," others thrive on it. These are the dirtiest players in sports history.
1.
Ty Cobb - Even his teammates hated him.
2.
Karl Malone - Known for throwing vicious elbows.
3.
Bill Laimbeer - Cheap shots with the intention of inflicting pain.
4.
Ulf Samuelsson - NHL's "King of Chea Shots."
5.
John Stockton - An illegal-screen machine.
6.
Conrad Dobler - Wrote a book called "They Call Me Dirty."
7.
Claude Lemieux - Enjoyed checking people into the boards and hurting them.
8.
Bryan Marchment - Has a list of his own - of people he injured.
9.
Dennis Rodman - Thrived on the publicity of having a dirty image.
10.
Bobby Clarke - Simply, the "slasher."
11.
Todd Bertuzzi - Remember the Steve Moore incident?
12.
Tonya Harding - "Nancy Kerrigan" was the most jealous dirty moment in sports history.
13.
Kenny Rogers - Attacking camera men and cheating at any cost. "Dirty" left hand.
14.
Barry Bonds - One word - steroids.Chuck Cecil
15.
Kobe Bryant - Throws elbows any chance he can - even while shooting.
16.
Bill Romanowski - Twisted ankles and fingers in piles with the intention of breaking bones.
17.
Shaquille O'Neal - Can't blame him with as many times he gets fouled with no call.
18.
Chris Simon - Just remember the Ryan Hollweg incident
19.
Pete Rose - Lived for the chance to hit people in a non-contact sport.
20.
Dick Butkus
21.
Marty McSorley
22.
Tie Domi
23.
Roger Clemens
24.
Andre Watters
25.
Albert Belle
26.
Jack Lambert
27.
Jack Tatum
28.
Dale Hunter
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