Top 10 Great One Liners from Various Movies

Great One Liners from Various Movies The following is a list of entertaining one-liners from different films. Do you have any favorites that aren't listed?   Lister: MovieChick     Category: Movies    Tags: Quotes

Top 10 Quotes from "Office" Manager Michael Scott

Top 10 Quotes from "Office" Manager Michael Scott Michael Gary Scott (born March 15, 1965 in Scranton, Pennsylvania, USA) is a fictional character on NBC's The Office. Here are ten of his most infamous quotes   Lister: Anonymous     Category: TV    Tags: The Office

Top 10 Greatest Philosophical Quotes

Top Ten Greatest Philosophical Quotes Here are some of the greatest quotes from the greatest philosophers of all time:   Lister:pauld43    Category:Life & Love

The Rat Pack Takes the Worry-Wart Quiz

Hey Listers,

Worried? I am sure you are. There is a lot to be worried about these days. And everybody is worried about something sometimes (not to be confused with Dino’s “Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime”… though just as true). But even the smooth talking, care-free Rat Pack had their worries. Like when Frank Sinatra Jr. was kidnapped. Imagine how nerve-racking that would be! Us normal folks have more common things to worry about.

First and foremost on everyone’s mind is this fiscal pit we’ve fallen into. The DOW continues to drop. Huge firms are flopping. Banks are bankrupt. And you are worried about your money, your future, your children’s future, and your children’s children’s future. Who wouldn’t be?

Then there is the Presidential election. Who are you going to vote for? Will he fix our problems? Can he put an end to our worrying? And then even if he says he can, will he?

And don’t forget about the simpler uncertainties in life. What to wear tomorrow? What to eat for dinner? How will this presentation go? And how far below that red line can the fuel gage go before you have to fill up on $4-gas?

So many questions, so few answers.

"Today is the tomorrow I was so worried about yesterday." It’s so true, yet, makes absolutely no sense if you think about it.

What’s all this worrying for? What’s it mean? That you have to hold off on that 60-inch plasma to hang on the wall, or that roomy new black-leather Gucci handbag. That you can’t lay a gas-hogging footslam on the accelerator when the light turns green. And that you can’t go to Sin City for a Sammy-Davis-style New Year’s bash.

Now I’m not going to pretend I’m Nietzsche or anything, but does any of this truly matter? You need to have “the ability to let that which truly doesn’t matter slide” because “everything will work out – it always does.”

The truth of the matter is this: there is always plenty to worry about, always; and worrying never makes anything better – it doesn’t solve problems and doesn’t make issues go away. So instead of wasting away worrying about things – especially things that truly do not matter – why not take a break from your worries, smile and take a deep breath. Because just as it reads on Sinatra’s tombstone: “The Best Is Yet To Come.”

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• List of Government Bailouts So Far This Year (2008)


• Bankrupt or Acquired Banks During the Subprime Mortgage Crisis


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• McCain on the Issues


• Worst Sayings Ever Printed on T-Shirts


• 6 Most Useful Last Minute Ingredients


• Things to do to Calm Your Nerves Before Giving a Speech


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• 10 Questions to Ask Your Mortgage Lender


• The Ten Most Important Questions To Ask Yourself


• Stupid Things Famous People Said


• Best HDTV Brands


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• Top 10 Nietzsche Quotes


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• Entourage: Vince Chase Quotes


• Who All Sang "The Best is Yet to Come"?

Top 10 Pre-Death Movie Monologues

Top 10 Pre-Death Movie Monologues Great actors refuse to be killed off without a bang. These are the absolute ten most memorable last words ever given in a dying speech of a film:   Lister:Ryan Pratt    Category:Movies

10+ Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

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If I were an odds-maker in Vegas, and I needed to decide whether a dad would say any of these things to anyone, I'd give have to give you 1,000 to 1 odds. These are some of the most fatherly contradicting statements ever!

1. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
2. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
3. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
4. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
5. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
6. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
7. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
8. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
9. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
10. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
11. ...

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Worst Pickup Lines - Cheesy and Overused yet Amusing

Worst Pickup Lines - Cheesy and Overused yet Amusing
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Things eventually grow old and out of style. Some of these may have worked 50 years ago, or at a high-school dance, but don't try using them as a 30-something. This is a list of some of the most overused pickup lines. Log into www.ListAfterList.com and add some more.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

Damn, you're hot. Wanna go back to my place?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Once you go black you never go back

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

I wish I were your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Has anyone told you, that you look like (insert celebrity name)?

Are you a model?

The word of the days is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's

What's your sign?

I'm drunk.

Oh my gosh! I lost my phone number....Can I have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again

That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Hey baby you must be a cambells soup girl, cause you look umm umm good."

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

I love every muscle in your body .....especially mine

Is your dad a machanic, cause you got all the right parts.

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