Top 10 Best Halloween Costumes for 2011

Top 10 Creative, Funny & Scary Halloween Costumes for 2011 These will be the coolest, most popular, completely awesome Halloween costumes this year. And with both gruesomely scary and ROTFL funny ideas, there is a little something for everyone.   Lister: Ryan Pratt     Category: Holidays & Events    Tags: Halloween

Ten Funniest People on @Twitter

Top 10 Funniest Accounts on @Twitter Whose account do you think is the funniest on Twitter?   Lister: Ryan Pratt     Category: Web    Tags: Twitter

Don't Be Cheap! Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Skimp On

Don't Be Cheap! Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Skimp On Some things you just shouldn't be skimpy about. These are the things it is worth paying a little extra for and buy the brand-name product:   Lister:Pratt    Category:Products

Great "I'd love to but..." Excuses

Great "I'd love to but..." Excuses Here are some hilarious and possibly useful excuses for when someone asks you to do something you really just don't want to do.   Lister:Prozak    Category:Everything Else

Halloween, a Night-of-Fright?

Greetings Listers!

Boo! Scare ya? I sure hope not, But if so, it’s probably because everyone has become a scaredy-cat wuss lately. Now, I understand that everyone is afraid of something. But that is no reason for the recent evolution of my favorite holiday, Halloween! I hate that Halloween has moved from being a night-of-fright to a day-of-hilarity. It sounds dumb, but it’s true. Doesn’t it seem like everyone wants to be funny on Halloween now? I don’t get it! There is a reason Halloween is Halloween. Don’t you know the history behind it? It is not a day to look silly and make people laugh. That is called April Fools Day! And it’s not necessarily an excuse to look like a whore (though I have no problem with a slutty witch or hunky devil). Dressing like a horny schoolgirl or French maid is for Valentine’s Day (or a lucky night in a man’s love life). Halloween is a day to scare the crap out of people! There is a reason why Hollywood releases every “Saw” horror movie around Halloween annually, and movies starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore come out in the Spring. Even on ListAfterList the funny and sexy costume stuff gets more attention than the scary costume lists. So please, go pick out a pumpkin and carve a scary face, not a silly clown one. And scare the hell out of those teenage trick-or-treaters when they come to your door! But don’t worry, if you feel the same way as I do, just watch this - and show ‘em to your friends too!

ists Hidden in this Newsletter	Last Second Halloween Costumes! IF YOU COMPLETELY DISAGREE WITH ME!
Top 10 Phobias in the U.S.	Better hurry if you don’t have one for this weekend! Overnight these from Amazon!
Natural or Organic Treatments of Specific phobias	Adult Geico Caveman Costume - Buy New: $79.99
Day in History: October 31st	Halloween Makeup Kit - Old Age - Buy New: $18.00
Halloween Songs for Ghosts, Goblins, Zombies and Witches	Mulllins Square Butterfly Baby Costume - Buy New: $24.50
The Most Haunted Places in America	Sexy Snow White Velvet Dress - Buy New: $59.99
What is Halloween?	Supergirl Deluxe 1-Piece Adult Costume - Buy New: $49.99
Top 20 Shockingly Chilling and Tense Horror Movies	Udderly Adorable Cow - Dog Halloween Costume - Buy New: $6.49
Stupid, Dumb and Hysterical Costume Ideas for Halloween	Men's Lederhosen German Costume - Buy New: $42.41
Top 20 Sexy & Slutty Adult Halloween Costumes	Darth Vader - Buy New: $20.99
How to Pick Out a Pumpkin
The 10 Worst Things to Give Out for Trick-or-Treat	If you can’t find it in this list, try here!
Watch These Videos! Pay Attention! Do You See It?	Or make one of these last-second costumes!

We have created an archive of these newsletters if you want to reminisce. Check out the evolution of the LAL newsletter. Or if you just discovered us, see what you missed.

And don’t forget to keep tuning into ListAfterList.com on a daily basis as we continue to make an effort to improve the product for you, the lister. Some big changes are in the near future that will really put LAL on the global hotlist. So grab the lister name you want before it’s taken!

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ListAfterList.com – What is Summer? And Why is it So Hot?

Greetings Listers!

Summer is finally here! (Well almost, Thursday is the official summer solstice) But man-oh-man is it hot as hell out there. I spent all winter praying for warmer weather, then all spring waiting for the pools to open, and now I am already looking forward to fall. Guess that is just human nature though.

So instead of waiting for the future, let us try and live in the present. (My apologies for the corny cliché)

First things first, how do you stay cool in this unbearable heat? If you have an air conditioner - try this… if it blows something other than cold air or you don’t have one - try this.

By the way, if you don’t have AC, here is an easy step-by-step list of how to build your own MacGyver-style air conditioner.

If that seems like too much work in the sweltering temperatures, dive in a pool. Sick of doggy-paddling and floating on rafts? Play one of these great games. Or take a trip to one of these incredible pools.

Don’t ever forget what Mom said, “No swimming for 30 minutes after you eat!” And the odds are if you are eating, it’ll be something off the grill. So make sure you have all the essentials - and don’t forget to clean it when you’re done, the food is already dirty enough!

If you have any other summery suggestions or ideas for lists create one yourself!

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ListAfterList.com - Signs the Easter Bunny May Not Be Real

Signs the Easter Bunny May Not Be Real
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We hate to break this to you, but the evidence appears to be mounting....

He looks like Santa Claus with a body beard.

Santa has a sleigh. How does the Easter Bunny get around? Eight tiny heads of lettuce?

Every time you see him in the Mall he smells like a different brand of whiskey.

Chocolates left behind are inscribed "Made in China".

You know your pa shoots every rabbit he sees.... yet the eggs keep coming.

The last time a large furry thing walked through your house, he was charged him with breaking and entering.

Your parents seem to know EXACTLY where the eggs are.

Well he was real, until your Mom hit him with the car a few years back.

Rabbits don't lay eggs.

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ListAfterList.com - Newsletter

Greetings Listers!

It finally feels like Spring! And I am stuck in the office here at ListAfterList.com. The sun is tormenting - blinding me as it reflects off my glass desk. I can only see my computer screen if I keep my head perfectly still so my 365 page-a-day “Hot Chicks” desk calendar blocks the blinding reflection. Yes, it finally feels like Spring.

But don’t worry, I’ll continue to sit in this office (prolonging carpal-tunnel as long as possible) and crank out interesting lists. And keep creating those lists yourselves. Even if you just have list ideas, start a wiki; other listers will help you with wiki’s you’ve created. And everyone here at ListAfterList.com will help find you answers as well. We don’t mind.

I don’t know about you, but spring has me thinking about cashtration, intaxication and reintarnation.

Got $50 burning a hole in your pants? Make sure you enjoy our lists with a steamin’ mug o’ cat poop coffee.

And be sure check out this list to confirm you’re not an ass.

It is a busy week ahead. There are sporting events galore, super-hyped movie debuts, and long-awaited TV series’ season premieres. For instance, you may be getting ready to follow the entire PGA Tour as it attempts to keep Tiger Woods from winning yet another major at the Masters in Augusta. Even though it seems like he wins every tournament, every year, he has only won 4 out of the last 10 Masters – okay “only” might be a poor word choice.

Hey Masters, if you want more viewers then how come golfers don’t go “Tonya Harding” on anyone?

Or maybe you are preparing to buy movie tickets to see the machine-gun-peg-leg wielding woman in the double feature Grindhouse, from directors Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino, which premieres in theaters Friday. Check out these fake movie trailers shown in between segments of "Grindhouse".

Don’t forget the mysterious Easter bunny and super-agent Ari Gold (from HBO TV series Entourage) will arrive on Sunday!

We’d like to encourage you to not only read these lists, but add your own opinions and expertise to the site. Or create a list about something completely different. If you are looking for a tip on what flowers to plant this spring, start a wiki list about it and let other listers come to your rescue.

And don’t forget to update your profile page. You can even share a picture of yourself. In the near future, ListAfterList.com will be making the profile page much more interesting and useful. So get started now! Take a look at my profile.

If you have any suggestions or feedback, please feel free to express your opinion with our feedback form.

Log in today and begin creating your own lists, or adding to the wiki lists that already exist.

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If you have any questions you can contact us at info@listafterlist.com.

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Worst Pickup Lines - Cheesy and Overused yet Amusing

Worst Pickup Lines - Cheesy and Overused yet Amusing
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Things eventually grow old and out of style. Some of these may have worked 50 years ago, or at a high-school dance, but don't try using them as a 30-something. This is a list of some of the most overused pickup lines. Log into www.ListAfterList.com and add some more.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

Damn, you're hot. Wanna go back to my place?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Once you go black you never go back

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

I wish I were your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Has anyone told you, that you look like (insert celebrity name)?

Are you a model?

The word of the days is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's

What's your sign?

I'm drunk.

Oh my gosh! I lost my phone number....Can I have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again

That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Hey baby you must be a cambells soup girl, cause you look umm umm good."

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

I love every muscle in your body .....especially mine

Is your dad a machanic, cause you got all the right parts.

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www.ListAfterList.com - Memorable Seinfeld Characters

Cosmo, Puddy and the Bubble Boy: Seinfeld Characters
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This is a list of the most memorable characters from the popular NBC show "Seinfeld" (1989-1998). During the nine seasons many memorable characters were introduced, many of whom had a recurring role one the show. Who is your favorite?

1. Jerry Seinfeld - Co-creator of the series based on his life about nothing who's neat and picky character co-creates the series based on his life about nothing.
2. George Costanza - Lazy, short, stocky, angry and balding man who lives with his parents.
3. David Puddy - Elaine's recurring boyfriend who is New Jersey Devils fanatic and trustworthy car guy.
4. Cosmo Kramer - Klutzy neighbor who fell ass-backward into money and now spends his time manifesting insane ideas.
5. Newman - Overweight and intellectual postal worker who is Jerry's arch-nemesis. He is pure-evil, wrapped in a twinkie.
6. Frank Costanza - George's loud father who invented the "stop-short" technique with the opposite sex. Serenity Now!
7. Elaine Benes - Beautiful ex-girlfiend who can't dance and is always searching for more.
8. Susan Ross - George's patient fiancee who is blessed with death after licking the wedding invitation envelopes toxic glue.
9. Morty Seinfeld - Jerry's old-fashioned father and former raincoat salesman.
10. Uncle Leo - Jerry's retired, old, grouchedy uncle who is guilty of shoplifting and a "crime of passion."
11. J. Peterman - Elaine's cultured boss at the catalogue who bought Kramer's life stories to put into his biography.
12. George Steinbrenner - George's eccentric backside boss at the Yankees; voiced by co-creator Larry David.
13. Kenny Bania - Annoying comedian who is always riding Jerry's coattails.
14. The Soup Nazi - Bossy Al Pacino look-a-like who makes the best soup around.
15. The Man in the Cape - Frank Costanza's mysterious lawyer; played by co-creator Larry David.
16. Jackie Chiles - Kramer's clever lawyer.
17. Babu - Pakistani restaraunt owner who eventually gets deported.
18. Izzy Mandelbaum - Strong old man who is the World's Best Dad.
19. Mr. Bookman - Library cop who hunts down Jerry for a 25 year overdue book, Tropic of Cancer.
20. Crazy Joe Devola - Creepy, violent, chemically unbalanced stalker.
21. Vegetable Lasagna - Elaine's rebound following the breakup with Puddy on the plane ride home from Europe.
22. Mickey - Kramer's friend and co-worker who is vertically challenged.
23. Art Vandelay - George's alter ego and fictional identity.
24. Sue Ellen Mishke - Oh Henry candybar heiress also known as the "braless wonder."
25. Bob Sacamano - Jerry's mysterious friend who has rabies and sold fur coats but we never meet.
26. Mr. Pitt - Elaine's boss who is mesmorized by 3D art posters.
27. Tim Whatley - A dentist who converts to Judaism for the jokes and is a re-gifter.
28. Donald "The Bubble Boy" - Jerry's biggest fan who lives in a bubble upstairs at his parents because of his condition. Swears its "the Moors," not "the Moops."
29. The Maestro - Mysterious conductor of an orchestra.
30. Poppie - Anticommunist restaraunt owner who has some urination issues.
31. Sidra - Jerry's girlfriend who has some questionably "real and spectacular" features.
32. Mr. Haymen - George's high school gym teacher who called him "Can't Stand Ya."

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