ListAfterList.com - Signs the Easter Bunny May Not Be Real

Signs the Easter Bunny May Not Be Real
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We hate to break this to you, but the evidence appears to be mounting....

He looks like Santa Claus with a body beard.

Santa has a sleigh. How does the Easter Bunny get around? Eight tiny heads of lettuce?

Every time you see him in the Mall he smells like a different brand of whiskey.

Chocolates left behind are inscribed "Made in China".

You know your pa shoots every rabbit he sees.... yet the eggs keep coming.

The last time a large furry thing walked through your house, he was charged him with breaking and entering.

Your parents seem to know EXACTLY where the eggs are.

Well he was real, until your Mom hit him with the car a few years back.

Rabbits don't lay eggs.

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Worst Pickup Lines - Cheesy and Overused yet Amusing

Worst Pickup Lines - Cheesy and Overused yet Amusing
AMUSING

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Things eventually grow old and out of style. Some of these may have worked 50 years ago, or at a high-school dance, but don't try using them as a 30-something. This is a list of some of the most overused pickup lines. Log into www.ListAfterList.com and add some more.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

Damn, you're hot. Wanna go back to my place?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Once you go black you never go back

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

I wish I were your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Has anyone told you, that you look like (insert celebrity name)?

Are you a model?

The word of the days is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's

What's your sign?

I'm drunk.

Oh my gosh! I lost my phone number....Can I have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again

That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Hey baby you must be a cambells soup girl, cause you look umm umm good."

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

I love every muscle in your body .....especially mine

Is your dad a machanic, cause you got all the right parts.

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www.ListAfterList.com - Memorable Seinfeld Characters

Cosmo, Puddy and the Bubble Boy: Seinfeld Characters
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This is a list of the most memorable characters from the popular NBC show "Seinfeld" (1989-1998). During the nine seasons many memorable characters were introduced, many of whom had a recurring role one the show. Who is your favorite?

1. Jerry Seinfeld - Co-creator of the series based on his life about nothing who's neat and picky character co-creates the series based on his life about nothing.
2. George Costanza - Lazy, short, stocky, angry and balding man who lives with his parents.
3. David Puddy - Elaine's recurring boyfriend who is New Jersey Devils fanatic and trustworthy car guy.
4. Cosmo Kramer - Klutzy neighbor who fell ass-backward into money and now spends his time manifesting insane ideas.
5. Newman - Overweight and intellectual postal worker who is Jerry's arch-nemesis. He is pure-evil, wrapped in a twinkie.
6. Frank Costanza - George's loud father who invented the "stop-short" technique with the opposite sex. Serenity Now!
7. Elaine Benes - Beautiful ex-girlfiend who can't dance and is always searching for more.
8. Susan Ross - George's patient fiancee who is blessed with death after licking the wedding invitation envelopes toxic glue.
9. Morty Seinfeld - Jerry's old-fashioned father and former raincoat salesman.
10. Uncle Leo - Jerry's retired, old, grouchedy uncle who is guilty of shoplifting and a "crime of passion."
11. J. Peterman - Elaine's cultured boss at the catalogue who bought Kramer's life stories to put into his biography.
12. George Steinbrenner - George's eccentric backside boss at the Yankees; voiced by co-creator Larry David.
13. Kenny Bania - Annoying comedian who is always riding Jerry's coattails.
14. The Soup Nazi - Bossy Al Pacino look-a-like who makes the best soup around.
15. The Man in the Cape - Frank Costanza's mysterious lawyer; played by co-creator Larry David.
16. Jackie Chiles - Kramer's clever lawyer.
17. Babu - Pakistani restaraunt owner who eventually gets deported.
18. Izzy Mandelbaum - Strong old man who is the World's Best Dad.
19. Mr. Bookman - Library cop who hunts down Jerry for a 25 year overdue book, Tropic of Cancer.
20. Crazy Joe Devola - Creepy, violent, chemically unbalanced stalker.
21. Vegetable Lasagna - Elaine's rebound following the breakup with Puddy on the plane ride home from Europe.
22. Mickey - Kramer's friend and co-worker who is vertically challenged.
23. Art Vandelay - George's alter ego and fictional identity.
24. Sue Ellen Mishke - Oh Henry candybar heiress also known as the "braless wonder."
25. Bob Sacamano - Jerry's mysterious friend who has rabies and sold fur coats but we never meet.
26. Mr. Pitt - Elaine's boss who is mesmorized by 3D art posters.
27. Tim Whatley - A dentist who converts to Judaism for the jokes and is a re-gifter.
28. Donald "The Bubble Boy" - Jerry's biggest fan who lives in a bubble upstairs at his parents because of his condition. Swears its "the Moors," not "the Moops."
29. The Maestro - Mysterious conductor of an orchestra.
30. Poppie - Anticommunist restaraunt owner who has some urination issues.
31. Sidra - Jerry's girlfriend who has some questionably "real and spectacular" features.
32. Mr. Haymen - George's high school gym teacher who called him "Can't Stand Ya."

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