Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Sex Sells

Greetings Listers!

Sex sells. It’s a fact! Check this out… Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie or Star Jones and Al Reynolds… which one did you click on? Probably Brangelina huh? Point proven. But why are Americans obsessed with sex? In fact, why is the entire world so obsessed? Here’s some street magic for you: Ask people to create a list of their top 5 favorite things in the world, and (if they aren’t shy) I guarantee “sex” makes the list. Take that David Blaine! And the thing is, it doesn’t matter if you are a man or a woman, a teenager or old fart, or gay or straight. Maybe it has to do with the growing American obsession with weight, diets, health, and fitness? But doesn’t that stem from our society’s obsession over celebrities? Isn’t the sentiment “thin=sexy” drilled into our conscious by global media? Or is it the other way around? Or maybe it’s something else totally? Here are some facts you can’t deny:

- Do you want a flat tummy and washboard abs, or prefer a beer belly? Doubt you say beer belly.

- Which do you wish was your favorite fast food restaurant – Subway or McDonald’s? Probably Subway.

- Have you ever looked at a nude picture or celebrity sex tape online? C’mon, you know you have seen Pamela and Tommy Lee on that boat. Or Paris in the green light. Globally, internet porn is booming billion-dollar industry. It estimated that 100 million people every month visit porn websites, and 30% of them are women.

- Did you ever see Titanic, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars? The sexiest celebrities draw the biggest box office movie-going crowds. Leo sold $1,835,300,000 worth of tickets to Titanic globally. Keira, Depp and Bloom made $2,600,000,000 for dressed as Pirates. Orlando and Viggo raked in $3 billion for The Lord of the Rings trilogy. And Ford, McGregor, Portman, and a golden-bikini created a worldwide Star Wars phenomenon. Hell, Jessica Alba is a valid movie star, and she can’t act at all.

- Did you read this entire newsletter? Do you usually read this entire newsletter?

Face it, most advertisements feature “sexy” models, not chubby couch potatoes. Sex sells, It’s a fact!


Lists Hidden in this Newsletter

Celebrity Couples Together Today

Ugliest People in the World

Celebrity Couple Nicknames

10 Things We Guarantee You Didn't Know about SEX

Hottest Men in the World

Top 5 Do-able Magic Trick Tutorials

Top 5 Humans Flying & Levitating

10 Differences Between Men & Women

The Perks of Being an Old FART

Famous Diets and Celeb Dieters

Top 10 Best Abs Exercises

The 5 Absolute Worst Foods You Can Eat

America's 10 Favorite Artery Blockers

Celebrity Sex Tapes

Top 10 Films of Last Year

Biggest Box Office Opening Weekends

Top 10 Sexy Adult Halloween Costumes

Hottest Jessica on Earth


“Sexy” Things for Sale on Amazon.com

Amazon doesn’t just sell novels, blockbuster DVDs and music CDs.


Playboy (Magazine Subscription) - Buy New: $15.96

Better Sex Video Series (DVD) - Buy New: $31.99

Anne Hooper's Ultimate Sex Guide (Book) - Buy New: $9.49

Sex and the City - The Complete First Season (DVD) - Buy New: $19.99

Sex Bomb Bath Bomb by LUSH - Buy New: $5.60

Canon PowerShot 7.1MP Digital Camera - Buy New: $287.95

Lover's Strip Dice Game - Buy New: $9.95

GenSelect 2-Month Girl Baby Home Kit - Buy New: $329.00

Sex God (Book) - Author: Rob Bell; Buy New: $13.59

The Smart Girl's Guide to Porn - Author: Violet Blue; Buy New: $10.17


If you can’t find it in this list, try here!



We have created an archive of these newsletters if you want to reminisce. Check out the evolution of the LAL newsletter. Or if you just discovered us, see what you missed.

And don’t forget to keep tuning into ListAfterList.com on a daily basis as we continue to make an effort to improve the product for you, the lister. Some big changes are in the near future that will really put LAL on the global hotlist. So grab the lister name you want before it’s taken!

If you have any feedback or things you would like to see on ListAfterList.com, let us know. And, if you have any friends who might enjoy ListAfterList.com, let us know that too.

Regards,

Ryan

Thursday, September 20, 2007

ListAfterList.com – A Female Football Season

Greetings Listers!

It’s mid September. Leaves are changing colors. The weather is getting colder. Another school year has started. And O.J. is finally going to jail (that is kind of like the ultimate make-up call in sports history). But September also brings another football season. And for many men in America, that means couch potato season. And for a lot of women, that means boredom. But it doesn’t have to be that way. So take the advice of one of the greatest characters in movie history, “quid pro quo.” Something for something. A favor for a favor. Give and take. If you just started dating, good luck! No, just kidding, but it will take a little more effort than it will for those couples who have been together long enough to thank the heavens for the plasma screen male babysitter. So while the men are pounding beers and feasting on cheesy poofs, don’t volunteer to be the miserable maid, instead try one of these great ideas.


Lists Hidden in this Newsletter

Best Places for Fall Foliage

Most Significant Weather Stories in the Last 50 Years

Colleges with Dorms Like Palaces

OJ's Bail $78,000 Breakdown

C'mon Blue! Worst Sports Calls

NFL Post Season Droughts

Technology for Lazy People

Most Boring Jobs in the World

Top 50 Villains of American Cinema

Best Cool Movie Quotes

How to Act Around Your Girlfriend's Parents

Celebrity Couples Who Have Celebrated 25 Years Together

Questions to Ask Your Nanny/Babysitter

Fictional Brands in South Park

Fun for Females During Football Season



Must-Haves for Football Season

Here are some things every man & woman need for this football season:


NFL Deluxe Stadium Seat - Buy New: $29.95

Hasbro Nerf NFL Pro Grip Football Pittsburg Steelers - Buy New: $41.99

Pro Pots Football-Shaped 1-1/2-Quart Slow Cooker - Buy New: $22.95

Siskiyou San Diego Chargers Dangle Earrings - Buy New: $9.99

Game Time NFL Men's Equipment Watch - Buy New: $99.95

NFL Football Team Sculpted Logo Coffee Mug - Buy New: $9.99

We Are Marshall (DVD) - Buy New: $15.99

Freedom Grill FG-50 Hitchmount Portable Propane BBQ Grill - Buy New: $299.00

NFL Street 3 (Video Game) - Buy New: $19.99

Tea Tree Oil Foot Soak - Buy New: $7.99

NCAA Football 08 (Video Game) - Buy New: $59.99

Football Fan's Supreme Birthday Gift for Men - Buy New: $29.95

Football Fanatic Gourmet Food Goodies & Snack Gift Basket - Buy New: $39.99



We have created an archive of these newsletters if you want to reminisce. Check out the evolution of the LAL newsletter. Or if you just discovered us, see what you missed.

And don’t forget to keep tuning into ListAfterList.com on a daily basis as we continue to make an effort to improve the product for you, the lister.Some big changes are in the near future that will really put LAL on the global hotlist. So grab the lister name you want before it’s taken!

If you have any feedback or things you would like to see on ListAfterList.com, let us know. And, if you have any friends who might enjoy ListAfterList.com, let us know that too.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

ListAfterList.com - Entourage: Hottest Women

Entourage: Hottest Women
SEXY

Who do you think is the hottest girl on "Entourage" (could be a regular or one episode appearance)? Sloan? Kristen? Emily? Or maybe its the escort from next door? Or the one who had a threesome with Turtle and Drama in Aspen? Or...

1. Sloan - Emmanuelle Chriqui - E's current girlfriend
2. Kristen - Monica Keena - E's first girlfriend
3. Emily - Samaire Armstrong - Ari Gold's first assistant who ended up working for James Cameron
4... (if you have an opinion add it here)
http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/6336/TV/Entourage+Hottest+Women.aspx

Friday, March 16, 2007

Top 20 Hottest Seinfeld Girlfriends

Top 20 Hottest Seinfeld Girlfriends
TOP #

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These are the top 20 hottest celebrity girlfriends, according to ListAfterList.com editors. (character name - actress - episode)

1. Melissa - Kathleen McClellan - From "The Apology" where she is always naked
2. Sidra - Teri Hatcher - From "The Implant" where she is accused of having fake breasts
3. Meryl - Courtney Cox - From "The Wife" where she gets free dry cleaning
4. Linette - Amanda Peet - From "The Summer of George" where she becomes two man job
5. Patty - Lori Loughlin - From "The Serenity Now" where she believed Jerry couldn't show emotion
6. Elaine - Julia Louis Dreyfus - From "The Mango" in order to save the friendship
7. Nicki - Danette Tays - From "The Calzone" where she gets whatever she wants
8. Marlene - Tracy Kolis - From "The Ex-Girlfriend" where she doesn't think his standup act is funny
9. Donna - Gretchen German - From "The Phone Message" where she liked the Dockers' commercial
10. Naomi - Jessica Lundy - From "The Bubble Boy" where her laugh sounded like Elmer Fudd
11. Sandra - Lisa Malkiewicz - From "The Cheever Letters" where Jerry Talked too "dirty" to her
12. Tia - Jennifer Campbell - From "The Pilot (part 2)" where she caught Jerry picking his nose
13. Dolores - Susan Walters - From "The Junior Mint" wher Jerry couldn't remember her name
14. Julie - Marita Gerahty - From "The Big Salad" where Newman had dumped her before
15. Ellen - Christine Taylor - From "The Van Buren Boys" where she was a loser
16. Jenna - Kristin Davis - From "The Pothole" where Jerry wouldn't use her toothbrush
17. Beth - Debra Messing - From "The Yada Yada" where she was a Nazi
18. Claire - Sara Rose Peterson - From "The Voice" where her belly button talked
19. Isabel - Tawney Katean - From "The Nose Job" where the sex is great
20. Abby - AJ Langer - From "The Fatigues" where her mentor is dating Bania

http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/4834/TV/Top+20+Hottest+Seinfeld+Girlfriends.aspx

Worst Pickup Lines - Cheesy and Overused yet Amusing

Worst Pickup Lines - Cheesy and Overused yet Amusing
AMUSING

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Things eventually grow old and out of style. Some of these may have worked 50 years ago, or at a high-school dance, but don't try using them as a 30-something. This is a list of some of the most overused pickup lines. Log into www.ListAfterList.com and add some more.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

Damn, you're hot. Wanna go back to my place?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Once you go black you never go back

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

I wish I were your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Has anyone told you, that you look like (insert celebrity name)?

Are you a model?

The word of the days is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's

What's your sign?

I'm drunk.

Oh my gosh! I lost my phone number....Can I have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again

That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Hey baby you must be a cambells soup girl, cause you look umm umm good."

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

I love every muscle in your body .....especially mine

Is your dad a machanic, cause you got all the right parts.

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