Black Friday Eve

It’s almost here! A day of feasting followed by fatigue. A day of indulgence then reduction. No, not Thanksgiving you glutton - Black Friday! On Black Friday, Americans everywhere indulge themselves in spending and feast on super-reduced sales at stores that open so early in the morning they shouldn’t be early-bird specials, but night-owl specials. Now why would you think I was talking about Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving is supposed to be a day of gratitude and grace (no matter if you believe it a secular or religious holiday). But by no surprise, America has turned it into a day of full of turkey and football. Now I’m not trying to bash Thanksgiving, because, just being Americans we have so much to be thankful for (i.e. every soldier fighting the war on terror). But the real excitement follows. Thanksgiving is just the start. Thanksgiving is Black Friday Eve. And thank goodness for “Turkey Day” because if it wasn’t for all that tryptophan consumption and Thanksgiving Day napping, you’d never be able to wake up at 4 a.m. to stand in frigid lines outside Sears. Is nothing more American than these two days? So tomorrow morning, give your thanks and get ready for the big day. Stuff the turkey, whip the mashed potatoes, turn on the parade (or football pre-game show), pull the pumpkin pie out of the freezer, and check your local ads. Our economy will certainly be thankful.

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10+ Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

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If I were an odds-maker in Vegas, and I needed to decide whether a dad would say any of these things to anyone, I'd give have to give you 1,000 to 1 odds. These are some of the most fatherly contradicting statements ever!

1. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
2. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
3. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
4. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
5. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
6. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
7. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
8. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
9. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
10. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
11. ...

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